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Created on 2005-08-20 16:52:58 (#8073709), last updated 2005-12-18

21 comments received, 7 comments posted

Basic Info
Name:Operational Prototype #173
Bio
I want to feel the change consume me,
Feel the outside turning in.
I want to to feel the metamorphosis and
Cleansing I've endured within.
- Tool, "46 and 2"

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[Project 46-2: Operational Prototype #173, online. Commencing transfer of registration and operation materials to user.]

*beep*
Please register your user identification number to verify your purchase of this unit.
*bzz*
Thank you. Processing...
*bzzt*
Registration complete. Congratulations, New Owner! Please select unit personality parameters.
*beep*
*beep*
*click*
*beep*
You have selected: extroverted, sensitive, thoughtful, perceptive. Is this correct? Confirm now.
*beep*
Thank you. Creating new personality...
*bzzt*
Done! Activating unit.

*bzzzz*
*whirr*
*beep*

Hi there! I'm Operational Prototype #173! Thanks for purchasing me! I am programmed to respond to your needs by any means neccessary. My services are available on demand. As an Artificially Sentient Personal Therapy Unit, I can function as your doctor, psychologist, physical therapist, and life partner for an indefinite period of time, and will function in all these roles until such time as this unit is deactivated, either via malfunction, company maintenance orders, or user command.

I am fully versed in the customs, rituals, languages, physical forms, and psychology of exactly three billion, four hundred thousand, six hundred and nine known species, and can utilize them on demand. In the event of the discovery of new species, programming updates will be made available for download. Initiating brainwave analysis of new owner...

*bzzzt*
*beep*
*whirrr*
*poing*

...oh my. I'm going to have trouble keeping you busy. However, my programming prevents me from shirking my responsiblities. I will perform my specified duties to the best ability of my programming and equipment.

*boop*

Once again, thank you for your purchase. Beginning new session...

*beep*

Get on your knees.
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